If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, Go throw your TV set away, And in its place you can install A lovely bookshelf on the wall. Then fill the shelves with lots of books.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.