Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Some people have lives; some people have music.
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.