In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whatβs for lunch.
I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishing touches, maybe choose the roof style,park your own car out front. My imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was so not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
