All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
Happiness is a warm puppy.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup.
I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.
I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.