Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Humor is reason gone mad.
It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
People, generally, suck.
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
Sebastian just smiled. βI could hear your heart beating,β he said softly. βWhen you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?β βThat you seem to be dating my dad?
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.