I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
Nobody can hurt me without my permission.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know that is poetry.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
It is well with me only when I have a chisel in my hand.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Tell me thy company, and I'll tell thee what thou art.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.