History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ΒΎ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.
Some people say, βNever let them see you cry.β I say, if youβre so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.