Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me.
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.
Holding this soft, small living creature in my lap this way, though, and seeing how it slept with complete trust in me, I felt a warm rush in my chest. I put my hand on the cat's chest and felt his heart beating. The pulse was faint and fast, but his heart, like mine, was ticking off the time allotted to his small body with all the restless earnestness of my own.
Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’ Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.
You fuck - you ate my cat!
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.
'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?