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Quotes by "W.C. Fields"

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: sinister, humor
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: success, humor
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: names, labels
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: inspirational, humour
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: wine, humor, food, drinking, cooking
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: humor, drinking, belief
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: humor, horses, common-sense, betting
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
— W.C. Fields
Tags: philosophy, non-sequitur, drinking
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