He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. βGreen grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Rachel: You're a half-blood, too? Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about? Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
Meowβ means βwoofβ in cat.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
RΓ©sumΓ© Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
