Some people talk about other peopleβs failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it β¦ or they think you have.
The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.
Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
Money changes some people: Many a woman goes from being ashamed of being some poor or broke manβs girlfriend to being proud of being his girlfriend or even ex-girlfriend as soon as she realizes that he has become rich.