Quotes Tagged "orgasms"

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
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Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).
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It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
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