Quotes Tagged "pregnancy"

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

You never understand life until it grows inside of you.

I’m not this unusual,” she said. “It’s just my hair.” She looked at Bobby and she looked at me, with an expression at once disdainful and imploring. She was forty, pregnant, and in love with two men at once. I think what she could not abide was the zaniness of her life. Like many of us, she had grown up expecting romance to bestow dignity and direction. “Be brave,” I told her. Bobby and I stood before her, confused and homeless and lacking a plan, beset by an aching but chaotic love that refused to focus in the conventional way. Traffic roared behind us. A truck honked its hydraulic horn, a monstrous, oceanic sound. Clare shook her head, not in denial but in exasperation. Because she could think of nothing else to do, she began walking again, more slowly, toward the row of trees.

From her thighs, she gives you life And how you treat she who gives you life Shows how much you value the life given to you by the Creator. And from seed to dust There is ONE soul above all others -- That you must always show patience, respect, and trust And this woman is your mother. And when your soul departs your body And your deeds are weighed against the feather There is only one soul who can save yours And this woman is your mother. And when the heart of the universe Asks her hair and mind, Whether you were gentle and kind to her Her heart will be forced to remain silent And her hair will speak freely as a separate entity, Very much like the seaweed in the sea -- It will reveal all that it has heard and seen. This woman whose heart has seen yours, First before anybody else in the world, And whose womb had opened the door For your eyes to experience light and more -- Is your very own MOTHER. So, no matter whether your mother has been cruel, Manipulative, abusive, mentally sick, or simply childish How you treat her is the ultimate test. If she misguides you, forgive her and show her the right way With simple wisdom, gentleness, and kindness. And always remember, That the queen in the Creator's kingdom, Who sits on the throne of all existence, Is exactly the same as in yours. And her name is, THE DIVINE MOTHER.

What you don't think about when you're planning for children is when you're going to teach them how not to be killed

Your husband may not be a wealth of pregnancy information, but he is a wealth of 'you' information. He probably knows you better than anyone else in this world (which means he understands your current neediness pretty well). He also probably loves you more than anyone else in this world. So, while he may not be the person to turn to if you need to know how to soothe breast tenderness, he's the perfect person to turn to when you need a hand to hold.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

To lovers out there.... Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are not happily married, forgetting love was not the main reason for their marriage.

Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.

The sacred power of divine spirit transcends space and time.

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

Thoughtful education programs and access to effective forms of contraception are key to preventing unplanned pregnancy.

We must begin to shift the emphasis of teen-age pregnancy to teen-age boys.

Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.

I think pregnancy is a huge responsibility.

Pregnancy is not a disease. The child in the womb is neither a tumor nor a parasite to be destroyed.

My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.

There's a clock ticking on the pregnancy thing, but not a clock ticking on adoption.