I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
In this story I am the poet You're the poetry.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Забелязвам, че колкото по-здраво работя, толкова по-голям късмет имам.
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.
People make a priest, even though he must be ordained by a bishop.
Couple years ago, I have a dream. My dream is about having a car, but I have it now, and guess what? I'm dreaming about to drive it.
It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the other half. Otherwise, it would not be love, but something completely else–pity or entertainment, or stand-up comedy.
Teacher to Juku's mother: 'Your son is so thirsty of knowledge! Who does he get it from?' 'The knowledge from me, the thirst from his father.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
I feel like comedy is where I'm most at ease, but I also have an allergy to silly jokes.
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.