Betty White jokes are just not for me.
We have come to expect campaigns to be mean and stupid and politicians to be unresponsive, self-seeking and for sale to the highest bidder. We make jokes about our vice president, and all we ask of a president is that he be likeable. We seem to have given up on the Pentagon's corrupt use of our tax dollars.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.
Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.
I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.
We've all been the brunt of jokes at times.
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
I am constantly the butt of jokes.
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises.
When I visited Chechnya, I was taken aback at first because people would regularly make jokes about kidnapping me.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is.
My Instagram got deleted a lot of times. I used to do rough jokes and curse a lot.
Ricky Gervais has jokes about people with disabilities, but do I think that's a healthy thing? Yes, I really do, because he's chosen his targets very carefully, and he's thought about what he's doing.
The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words.
I just saw 'Tiny Furniture' and became so obsessed with it that Judd Apatow jokes that I'm the distributor of it. I was making copies and giving them out.
