Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me - and the way you are with me - and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m going to live a thousand years cause that’s how long it’s gonna take me to have one thought about you which is that I’m crazy about you, Pamela. I don’t wanna be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream. You were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you, Pamela. It’s like a condition. It’s like polio. I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you. And I can’t be with you. So I’m gonna die - and I don’t care cause I was brought into existence to know you and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back it’s like greedy.
You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
The life of every individual, viewed as a whole and in general, and when only its most significant features are emphasized, is really a tragedy; but gone through in detail it has the character of a comedy.
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.
As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?