Invisible things are the only realities.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.
A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.
Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.
This is Annabeth,β Jason said. βUh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think Iβll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze βem?
If itβs true that our species is alone in the universe, then Iβd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Adam was but humanβthis explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
