Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
A real job is a job you hate.
