It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you've got money.
When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now that I'm old - I know it is.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people.
Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.
The man who invented slow-motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotsman reach for a check in a restaurant.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer."
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late, he's too old to enjoy it.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Money makes the man.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Penny wise, pound foolish.
Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.