Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
I don't know what humor is.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
We can't all be heroes, because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do - well, that's memoirs.