With money in your pocket, you are wise, and you are handsome, and you sing well too.
If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.
The farmer's way of saving money: to be owed by someone he trusted.
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
When you want really big money, you usually find yourself talking to people who didn't go to Eton.
A good mind possesses a kingdom: a great fortune is a great slavery.
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Money is like muck - not good unless it be spread.
They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
How to double your money: Fold it over once and put it back in your pocket.
When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: "I would try to find the person that lost it, and if he was poor - I'd give it back."
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with $10 million are no happier than people with $9 million.
Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
He says he's not broke, but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.
There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.
We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills.
"Mommy, we're not going to be poor again, are we?" "Not as long as you have that rare blood type."