Housekeeping ain't no joke.
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke.
I grew up in the South London outer areas of Bromley and Croydon. Bromley and Croydon are interchangeable punch lines to any joke somebody wants to make about a shit part of England.
You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then tweaked by me, it's just me, Tyson Smith. Yeah, that's me, just a guy that likes to joke around when he doesn't have to be serious. And when he has to be serious, he's really serious!
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Live TV is no joke.
The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.
Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care.
I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.