I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively showing a Get Out the Vote reminder in certain counties of a swing state, for example, was a running joke.
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion according to an audience.
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
'The State' had never done improv. We used to go over scripts for weeks and argue about every joke. But I don't know how we would have scripted 'Reno.'
Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.
Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.
We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40% ability to get them to see it.
There is a standard joke in the family. Probably we should go into selling second-hand shoes.
I realized that you didn't have to make self-deprecating remarks or turn yourself into the butt of some unspoken joke. I also discovered that being big didn't deter possible suitors.
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.
I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom, so when I felt a lump the size of a marble, I knew something was terribly wrong.
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.
It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.