A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.
Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Please, touch me, I pray.
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.