Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.β¨
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husbandβs murder.β¨
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.β¨