When I was very young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.
The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women, and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men.
Flirtation - attention without intention.
As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment, the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women.
Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.
I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women.
It women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
A woman is like a tea bag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.
Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, be agreeable if it kills you.
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
She has such a nice sense of rumor.
If you ever leave me, I'll go with you.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.
What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.