To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.
The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
A girlβs got to use what sheβs given and Iβm not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I donβt say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. Itβs meant to make guys think: βI donβt know if this is sexy or just weird.
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. What are you bitching about, Xypher? You're already dead. He laughed. You know, for once, it's good to be me.
When in doubt, look intelligent.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.
Death should take me while I am in the mood.
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.
They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.
