Plans are invitation to disappointment.
I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.
To see your face is behold the face of God.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Be generous with your smile and try not to frown. And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down βΊ
I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in public and are only marginally better in private. I only find you remotely tolerable when you're kissing me.
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
Listen. Just because we got a mutual hankering, doesn't mean we have to act on it. Aside from the hankering, there isn't much about you that I like. So far, you've been a pain in the behind. And I might as well tell you, I've followed through on one hankering and getting shot was more of an enjoyable experience. I didn't like it.
Looks to me like Felicity didnβt enjoy being mauled,β Daniel pointed out reasonably. When what he reasonably wanted to do, was shove Stuartβs head so far up his ass the next time he gargled heβd give himself a colonic. -Felicity Stripped Bare
I'm going to do something bigger and better, bigger and better and bolder, but first, I'm going to do something smaller and worse.
She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
But unless we determine to take action,' said the old man querulously, as if struggling against something deeply insouciant in his nature, 'then we shall all be destroyed, we shall all die. Surely we care about that?' 'Not enough to want to get killed over it,' said Ford.
It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
There is little more I can add short of dissecting the man, or going into intimate details such as the modest proportions and slight southeasterly curvature of his manhood.
A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.
Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.