I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.
I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't, so I went there and saw all the comedians.
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest.
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
All comedians have to use their physicality, so I use my size.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.