Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an...... Quote by "Erma Bombeck"

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
— Erma Bombeck

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Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck

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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
— Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
— Erma Bombeck

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
— Erma Bombeck

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
— Erma Bombeck

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