I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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