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A speech idiosyncrasy, in the same way as an air quote, is really justifiable only if it's employed very sparingly and if the user consciously intends to be using it.

Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

It is only a novel... or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

I always went to Ireland as a child. I remember trips to Dundalk, Wexford, Cork and Dublin. My gran was born in Dublin, and we had a lot of Irish friends, so we'd stay on their farms and go fishing. They were fantastic holidays - being outdoors all day and coming home to a really warm welcome in the evenings.

At an unusually young age, I read 'Instant Replay' by Jerry Kramer, which talked a lot about the Green Bay Packers and Vince Lombardi. From there I was really more a fan of coaches than teams and players.

Democracy is more than a ballot box.

There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one that will prevent your government.

Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.

There's an inverse relationship between the size and scope of government and the health of our free-market economy.

Good generalship is a realization that... you've got to try and figure out how to accomplish your mission with a minimum loss of human life.

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy.

I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.

La Cave was a great platform for me to learn and be able to listen in on conversations and just get a lot of notes and teachings from those older guys.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

The only thing worse than the Pastor Terry Jones scheduled Koran burning is the fact that he canceled the proposed event.

New Orleans cats don't play a lot of solos unless they got something to say. It's not an ego thing like it is with some other musicians. You say what you gotta say and then shut up.

Everyone has obstacles, and you're not going to have the right answer or do the right thing every single time.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.