Although I get so much fan mail from Great Britain, tell me, am I more famous there than Michael Madsen?
But I'll tell you what, there was a lot of farmland between Falls Church and Washington.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
I tell the truth and they call me a fascist, a racist, an ugly, dirty, nasty, xenophobic populist.
If you can't see the rotation and tell if it's a sink - a fastball, then you have to be able to tell whether that fastball is a two-seamer or a four-seamer. You have to be able to recognize if it's a slider or a curveball. You have to be able to recognize if it's a changeup or a split-finger.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.
I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
A lot of kids tell me that 'Jessie' is their favorite show, and they would have been so sad if it didn't live on in 'Bunk'd.'
I won't tell anyone where my favourite place in Scotland is... but it might be somewhere on Skye.
What feats of ingenuity have we not been forced to perform, at times, in order to meet our customers' wishes? Those only who have had charge of a large, modern kitchen can tell the tale.
I'll just tell you, I'm not a big FEMA fan.
What can a first impression tell us about anyone? Why, no more than a chord can tell us about Beethoven, or a brushstroke about Botticelli.
Just like I tell my daughters, first impressions are important, so once it's out there, whether it's a picture or a TV show, it's there; it's gonna be out there forever.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
We need to tell kids flat out: reading is not optional.
Never tell anyone outside my staff that the Submarine Force and the First Air Fleet were responsible for the failure at Midway. The failure at Midway was mine.
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
When I used to try and describe what the Khan Academy was, I would tell people that if it were a for-profit, I would be on the cover of 'Forbes.'
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
