When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon.
I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
I wasn't exactly born with a silver spoon in my mouth.