Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness... but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable.
Segregation and separation can be a good thing. The person collecting money for your cannabusiness should not be the one that is in charge of doing the receivables or doing the reconciliations.
Segregate and separate those three tasks to three different people. Person 1 - collects the money Person 2 - invoices for the money Person 3 - reconciles the money.
This allows for lesser chances of collusion, lesser chances of people walking with money and lesser chances of being fined or penalized by the state.
If you receive a ‘certified’ message in a bottle with an audit notice, be sure to have the most complete records and do not forget those receipts before the IRS boards your vessel for inspection.
Many people remember to include miles to their clients or vendors. However, what about those trips to the office supply store, bank, post office? These miles add up. Do not forget the miles!
A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state.
I'm not for no taxes. That would be an anarchist. I am for lower taxes.
One in four corporations doesn't pay any taxes.
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
If no estate tax is imposed, capital gains taxes can be avoided indefinitely.
Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.
The model of Coca-Cola is local, whether it's investing, partnering, sourcing, producing, or selling. We market and distribute locally; we pay taxes locally. And it works.
Put simply, the rich pay a lot of taxes as a total percentage of taxes collected, but they don't pay a lot of taxes as a percentage of what they can afford to pay, or as a percentage of what the government needs to close the deficit gap.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
One of the things I have been preaching around the world is collecting taxes in an equitable manner, especially from the elites.
I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply.
Mitt has a ton of consultants, and not one of them thought he needed a credible answer on Bain or taxes?