Religion is the opiate of the people.
Infidel, n: in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Yes, I am a Jew, and when the ancestors of the right honourable gentlemen were brutal savages in an unknown land, mine were priests in the Temple of Solomon.
As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague possibilities.
My theology, briefly, Is that the universe Was dictated But not signed.
My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests.
There is a crack in everything God has made.
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
The voice of the people is the voice of God. (Vox populi, vox dei.)
I'm not ok - you're not ok, and that's ok.
Men prefer to believe that they are degenerated angels, rather than elevated apes.
Let's all give God a great big hand. I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
I consider myself a Hindu, Christian, Moslem, Jew, Buddhist, and Confucian.
If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.
There is a good deal too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
Life has a practice of living you if you don't live it.
If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I have a hard time believing that billions of years ago two protozoa bumped into each other under a volcanic cesspool and evolved into Cindy Crawford.