A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.
You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; And once they have you, safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on; They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait; They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Intelligent men are dangerous.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.
When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom
The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy's encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: not that the male had a wonderful added attraction called a penis, but that the female had a wonderful all-weather cunt. Neither storm nor sleet nor dark of night could faze it. It was always there, always ready. Quite terrifying, when you think about it. No wonder men hated women. No wonder they invented the myth of female inadequacy.
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. Itβs dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
