I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should marry them instantly, and try to stay married.
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
There are four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.
At this point in my life I'd like to live as if only love mattered.
Only one thing makes a man a man. He loves his wife, is faithful to her, and puts his wife and kids as the most important things in life.
I think real life couples on screen are kind of deadly. For the most part, they're kind of deadly. You'd be surprised. Unless they're falling in love onscreen for the first time, you don't have quite the same energy for some reason.
My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.
I've never been shy or secretive with the fact that if you walk into my life, you may be walking onto a record.
Towns oftener swamp one than carry one out onto the big ocean of life.
What a brutish master sin is, taking the joy from one's life, stealing money and health, giving promise of tomorrow's pleasures, and finally leading one onto the rotten planking that overlies the mouth of the pit.
From the middle of life onward, only he remains vitally alive who is ready to die with life.
I'm a pretty open book, so not being out publicly felt inauthentic. Hopefully we can get to a point where your personal life isn't anybody else's business, but until then, it's less about people having to know about your sexuality than standing up for what's right and fighting for equality.
My life has been an open book, really. Everybody knows everything about me.
My life has been an open book, for better or for worse.
If you're a public official, your life is an open book.
My career is an open book, but my life is not.
My life is an open book. There is nothing to hide here.
I really don't think I have lived my life as an open book.
My life is an open book. You're welcome to speculate.
I live my life like an open book, even though it's open on the wrong page.
