I'm not painting myself as a down-home, modest guy.
There's ups and downs with boxing, layoffs are part of the sport and they can either help or hurt a guy.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
I'm not a film-school guy. I was a high-school dropout. I was on a nuclear submarine. I was an electrician. I was a house painter.
I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.
Carlos Condit does the best job of being the counterstriking guy that is very elusive.
I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.
Keeping a guy in prison costs 50,000 bucks a year. Executing one costs a couple million.
The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.
Look at 'Batman' - that was theater of the absurd, as is 'Family Guy.'
Anything with 'Family Guy' is great.
Throughout my whole football career, I have always known I wasn't the fastest guy.
It's Roger Federer - this guy has about a million Grand Slams and done everything.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
I'm a lazy guy. I can't focus for too long. I'd rather hear a record that has no filler.
There's a certain kind of guy, a certain kind of humor, that goes with Irish cops and firemen.
First, I don't talk to Derek Fisher. He's not my type of guy.
The only pair of trousers a guy needs are grey flannel.