I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
Cal Ripken is steady, he focuses on his job, and he's a good guy.
I'm not really a Hollywood person. Not that I don't like L.A., but I'm just a Northern California guy.
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.
In working with Nick Cannon, he's such a generous guy, a generous actor, and he was very protective.
And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.
In a corporation, there can only be one guy in the end: the CEO.
Reject cynicism. Reject certitude. And don't be a jerk. Be a good guy.
I did do a film that I refer to as 'The Unpronounceable' by a guy named Yvan Attal with Charlotte Gainsbourg. I had a bit part in there. That was quite fun, doing scenes in French.
Obama's an angry guy. He's got a chip on his shoulder.
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
I'm a Remy Martin guy. I like Remy and Coke, and I like the white Remy V with pineapple. I'm an equal-opportunity Remy drinker.
I'm a blue collar guy.
Colonel Jack Jacobs is a good guy. And I see him on occasion.
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.
I'm not a comedy guy. I don't do comedy shows.
Consultant: any ordinary guy more than fifty miles from home.
I'm a controversial guy.