If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.
I have been asked what would I ban immediately if I could. Advertising.
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.
I have suffered as much as Martin Luther King. Only I didn't get the bullet. And I would have taken the bullet if I could have.
If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.
All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle, I would be a really happy camper.
If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.
Faith keeps many doubts in her pay. If I could not doubt, I should not believe.
Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.
Frankly, if I could get away with not having to perform, I'd be very happy. It's not my favorite thing to do.
I don't like all these flashy cities like L.A. or Miami. I don't know if I could be the same player if I played in those cities.
Would I swap what I have achieved as a cook if I could have been as successful as a footballer? Definitely.
I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.
It's a hard life... but if I could, I would do it all again.
I don't know if I could ever really be cast in a heartthrob role apart from 'Twilight', which I didn't really know was a heartthrob role. I really don't feel I am one.
If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I'd be Jack Nicholson.
If I could play Jean Valjean, I think that would be the pinnacle.
If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.
I wanted to see if I could win a championship in San Antonio.