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Quotes Tagged "george-carlin"

[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
— George Carlin
Tags: uniform, school, satire, humor, history, george-carlin
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
— George Carlin
Tags: philosophy, humor, george-carlin, comedy
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
— George Carlin
Tags: religion, men-and-women, god, george-carlin, feminist, feminism, equality
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