A smiling face is half the meal.
There is no such thing as a pretty good omelette.
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter and in wine.
Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave; be strong; take your pills. Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Eat when food itself disgusts you. Reason with yourself when you have lost your reason.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
Parla come magni,' It means, 'Speak the way you eat,' or in my personal translation: 'Say it like you eat it.' It's a reminder - when you're making a big deal out of explaining something, when you're searching for the right words - to keep your language as simple and direct as Roman rood. Don't make a big production out of it. Just lay it on the table.
Life itself is the proper binge.
Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.