The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Friends will not only live in harmony, but in melody.
It is great to have friends when one is young, but indeed it is still more so when you are getting old. When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In the old days we know what it means to have them.
Old friends are best. King James used to call for his old shoes; they were the easiest for his feet.
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another.
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family ... in another city.
Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them.
Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflower; the immigration laws weren't as strict in those days.
Whenever I'm with my [teenager], I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines.
They are doing away with drive-ins. Now where are the teenagers going to go to not watch a movie?
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
My son has taken up meditation - at least it's better than sitting doing nothing.
A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy.
It appears there's a little too much chlorine in their gene pool.