Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt.
The most confused kids are those who pray to God before their science exam.
The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.
I'm very familiar with how people can confuse correlation with causation.
People confuse 'pretty' with good cinematography.
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
Never confuse motion with action.
May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.
Don't confuse honours with achievement.