I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
I have been asked what would I ban immediately if I could. Advertising.
When I heard the Pixies for the first time, I connected with that band so heavily I should have been in that band - or at least in a Pixies cover band.
I've been banned from just about everything.
When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes.
Though Barbados has been independent since 1966, its capital, Bridgetown, still has elements of a thriving British colonial port.
As a result, I've been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend.
I've been bashed my whole career.
I've been a dunker for longer than I've been a basketball player.
Almost in every kingdom the most ancient families have been at first princes' bastards.
It is tragic that some Christians have been so battered with stories of a prideful, vindictive God that they have fled from Jesus' fold.
The battleground has been moderates of all faith traditions in all the countries of the world against the radicals of all faith traditions in all parts of the world.
Probably the battle of Waterloo was won on the playing-fields of Eton, but the opening battles of all subsequent wars have been lost there.
I've always been into bearded dudes.
Had we taken all of Iraq, we would have been like a dinosaur in the tar pit - we would still be there, and we, not the United Nations, would be bearing the costs of that occupation.
From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.
I'm not a beautiful person and I never have been.
Jeff Beck is one of my heroes and has been since I first picked up a guitar.
I've always been a huge fan of Beck.
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
