I want you all to line up in alphabetical order, according to your size.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
You can't go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
