I think there's a chance that aliens might just see us as beef cattle, so that's us done. Whether they would inhabit us in that way is pretty fanciful because they'd probably just get from us what they could, and then I just see us as fast food.
When I do a voiceover now, there are always a few people I've borrowed bits off, whether it's their hats or facial hair, who'll say: 'That's so funny; it's obviously based on this guy.' You think, 'It ain't: it's you.' Actors never think characters are based on them.
If your catchphrase has appeared in men's toilets, then you know you've made it!
Actors are a great subject for a comedy. They're inherently funny because, like sportsmen, they take themselves so seriously.
A lot of actors do that - they blame their failure on their agents or their photos. But that is just putting off the real issues.
My uncle used to take me out at night shooting rabbits.
