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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: automobile, going, come, just, car

Other Quotes by "Erma Bombeck"

Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: never, children, car, you, funny
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: will, next, go, you
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: take, raising-children, view, children, time
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: onion, improve, rings, car, time
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
— Erma Bombeck
Tags: your, never, parenting, car, you
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