Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
